I admit 5 meme

I've been tagged by, Maria, my blogger pal to list out 5 memes. When it comes to blogging, Maria likes to keep things real, just like me. And that's why I respect her. Normally, I wouldn't do this for anyone. But since I like her, sure, why not.

I admit that 1.) I don't ever leave the house wearing jeans that have not been ironed. Leo thinks it's a bit excessive. But when I was younger, my mom yelled at me for wearing un-ironed pants. Never again have a worn un-ironed pants. Pants are meant to be ironed at all times. As a matter of fact, I spent this morning ironing my pants perfectly. It actually took longer to iron my pants than to shower and fix my hair.

I admit that 2.) I don't ever use the silverware at my house. I use plastic forks and spoons because I have a fear of contracting germs even though I know I washed the silverware myself. In restaurants, I like to use the water in my glass to wash my silverware and then just order a seperate drink. My friend Jane was suprised I brought my own utensils to her house during lunch. "Uh...that's kinda weird."

I admit that 3.) I'm obsessed with my weight. I will end my life if I hit 120 lbs.

I admit that 4.) I have a habit of making unrealistic goals and will get mad at myself when I don't reach them.

I admit that 5.) I've made a lot of bad choices in my life.

After completing this list, I've realized I suck as an individual. Something terrible is happening on the other side of the world and here I am ironing my pants and obsessing over what I eat. Somewhere in the deepest, darkest, bowels of hell, an ironing board and an eternal wrinkled pair of jeans awaits me.