Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Blew a fuse

Last Monday, Leo and I went to lunch and had a wonderful vegetarian meal at a Thai restaurant close by the data center where he was working. He's been really supportive about this whole vegetarian thing that I have to repeatedly tell him that he doesn't have to eat vegetarian just for me. He's always like, "It's okay, I want to do this." When really he probably hates it. And I hate it when he says things like that. Makes me want to slap him in the face with a t-bone steak. I sometimes think he does it just to impress me. Like he wants me to return the favor with a humongous blow job.

Anyhow, after our meal, we make our way to the data center. He gives me the grand tour and then enlightens me about the stuff he does when he's not playing online games. The stuff that normal people like myself call a job. I'm just bitter because I don't work from home like he does. On our drive back to my office, I was thankful that he didn't quiz me about what I learned from my experience at a Google/YouTube data center after his whole spiel. Cus dude, if he did, my only response would be FLUX CAPACITOR!

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3 Comments:

Anonymous i said...

Wouldn't giving a blow job be similar to sucking on a piece of chicken or steak? So wouldn't that kind of be cheating on your vegetarian diet, being that all fore-mentioned items and acts involve having meat in your mouth in one form or another? I mean, you're not swallowing, (in the case of the food items, anyway, I wouldn't know your preference on 'the act'), but still...

Just sayin'.

July 18, 2008 5:30 PM  
Blogger Leo said...

Thats a pretty inappropriate, and lame comment.

July 19, 2008 3:46 PM  
Anonymous i said...

Leo, you're right. Sorry about that. I have a warped sense of "humor" sometimes. Hope there are no bad feelings.

July 23, 2008 1:26 PM  

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