Total gayness.

Mary Anne swears I'm gay for my friend Tim. Haha! We've been friends for a long, long time; been through a lot. Here's another video of Tim, this time performing his love rap. I think it was written in the summer of 2000 or 2001. You may recall him doing a cover of Beautiful Girls a while ago on MTTP.

Without further ado:

The happiest place on earth... or not

This weekend, I am going back down to SoCal to spend time with my co-workers because I just can't get enough of them here in NorCal. And I also can't get enough of sarcasm. We have a meeting on Monday (which happens to be our wedding anniversary). But the day before that (Sunday), we are going to Disneyland just for shits and wiggles. The lady arranging my travels is so funny. Why the heck am I flying in on Saturday? Seriously, what was the point of that. And then she told me she was unable to rent me car because I am under 25. This is where the power of the internet comes in and slaps the bitch upside her head and says you are wrong bitch. The rental car web site says you can issue a car to a person 21-24 years. I loves the internet. Who loves the internet? We loves the internet. So I gots me a car.

Good night.

Holidays are here, but I'm not

San Diego was a blast. Always a blast. But on the third day, I was ready to go home. Home as in Santa Clara. NOT San Diego. Such a trip. Never thought I would ever say that! I can't even believe we booked our vacation for an entire week. A week at my parents house. Eating rice and listening to my dad watch the Filipino Channel 24/7. I can only handle my parents in small doses. Honestly, I haven't spent that much time with them since I was in high school. Now I can see why I never really went back home. I love them to death. Especially my dad. But he needs to find a new past-time that doesn't involve watching Filipino's dance and sing. Oh, and my mom was trying to tell me that I am not attractive and that I should fix myself up with make-up. She basically told me I was ugly in an attempt to be subtle. Really, mom? This is breaking news to you? Because dude, you seriously need to get a MySpace account so you can keep up with the news.

Anyhow, yesterday I finally figured out how to blog with my iPhone. Now if only if can motivate myself to blog more often now that I have a phone capable of doing so, that would be great. But motivation is just half the battle. I've been angry at myself lately for lots of things. Something always comes up and I never get to do what I need to do. I just want to shoot myself. What the hell is wrong with me? Not sure. But I'll figure it out... eventually.

Time to get pretty.

Just don't know how or where to begin.

I'm going to start by drinking 8 glasses of water.

Blog

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Home Oh

Yesterday morning we arrived in San Diego. My dad picked us up from the airport around 9am. We were so excited, that we left Kailee's luggage on the curbside of the terminal. Luckily it was still there when we returned to the airport. And no, it wasn't suspicious when Leo, wearing his black hoodie sweater and all, grabbed the luggage and ran back to the car.

Last night, we met up with Jay and his gf for some carne asada fries. My Thanksgiving weekend has been fufilled. No doubt I will be vlogging about this. We visited a lot of people last night. We even found out that we are going to Chargers vs Ravens game with Joe. Plaza level seats! Can you say "best week ever"?

Packing

Flying to San Diego tomorrow. =) We were on the verge of driving because all the pet kennels in our area were booked. Luckily, my co-worker Melody volunteered to take care of Cookie while we were gone. How can you say no to the cutest dog in the world? You can't. So tonight, I am packing a weeks worth of crap. I can't wait to see my family and friends and carne asada fries.

Monthly self-portrait: le Bum

Ok. So I didn't feel like blogging today even though I had an awesome weekend. Just know that I had an awesome weekend so I can conserve my finger energy for more important things. Like picking my nose and poking Leo's belly. One of my favorite things to do is stick my entire face in his stomach till I begin to suffocate. It's quiet the activity.

Way more excited than Jessie Spano on caffeine pills

Next Tuesday, we will be flying home (San Diego) for Thanksgiving. =) Next week's agenda is pretty much spending time with family and friends. But first, I have to take care of some business. Like diving into a pool of carne asada fries.

Hip Hop

Tonight, I'm attending my first hip hop class with a couple of friends from work. Should be an interesting experience. Except I haven't danced in forever. So I wouldn't be surprised if I heard people chanting go white girl! go white girl! go go go white girl! while I'm dancing. Because I'm totally going to get my white girl on.

My new job

Trips to Southern California, shopping sprees, bowling, free iPod Shuffles. Not a bad place to work.

A little bit about what I do

On my previous post, I didn't mention what I actually do at this new job of mine. A few reasons really. (1) I respect the people I work with. (2) People on the internet are freaks. (3) It's the last thing I like to blog about when I'm at home. But since this is all new and I feel like I'm still in the honeymoon stage of a new job and since Irene asked so nicely on my previous post, I will tell.

I work for a commercial developer in project management. Our biggest client right now is from the UK and we will be developing the first chain of grocery stores for them in the US. As much as I want to disclose all the exciting news, I can't. I'm not really at liberty to say. This is all very exciting stuff. Exciting because this is truly history in the making.

Tomorrow morning we will be flying out to southern California to see one of our completed projects. This will be the second store to open here in the US. We have a list of proposed sites all over California right now. This is going to be huge!

So no, I didn't get the cast recruiter job for gay porn films that I applied for two months ago.

My apologies

For the lack of everything. I feel like I've lost the majority of my readership. Yes, all 4 of them. But you see, I started my new job a little over 2 weeks ago and I still have NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING. I feel like I've been exurting all my brain juice into my job. My boss (god bless him) took a huge leap of faith hiring me because I have no experience or background whatsoever. I've literally convinced the man that I was the one he needed to hire or else he would not sleep at night. I am so grateful and so commited to doing a good job that I have less time to do things that I use to do like refreshing my e-mail every 2 seconds to see if I have another job interview. Yeah, there is definitely better ways to spend my days now.

In the meantime, I'm going to leave you with a YouTube video from Halloween. Our friend Tim is playing the guitar at our house. You can hear me singing along in the background like a dying cat while Leo jingles the mini M&M cannister like a maraca. Tim's friend is also in the background going "bum-bum-bum" in cadence to the beat. So random, but awesome.