April inspired me to type this post that I've put off for quiet some time now. Thank you!
A couple of days ago, I was cleaning out our closet because it's just one big fucking disaster. Between Leo and I, we filled about three garbage bags full of clothes. Clothes that hung in the back of the closet that we save in hopes to miraculously fit them again. But your attitude about these things change when you're married. You really start to care less about fitting into those jeans that you once wore on your first date. Because afterall they're old and
oh my god sOoOOoo 4 years ago. And when you begin to run out of excuses, blame the washing machine, the usual suspect.

Holy crap.

These are apparently "before" images.

Lots of cute skirts I don't wear.

Heaps and heaps of clothes on the bed ready to be donated.

I even gave away the white shirt that I wore the first time Leo and I met. Now that I think about it, it makes me fucking sad.About a month and a half ago, Leo came up with a brilliant idea to enroll us in a gym. So we go a couple of times during the week. For me it would have to be 2 or 3 times (if I'm lucky). For him, it would be 3 or 4 times a week. And now that football season (my life) is over, we can cry about it at the gym while getting our ass handed to us by an aerobics coach named Olga. That really is her name. And she really
is as bad as she sounds.
I'm hoping to look mighty fine this summer. SO FINE, I can stand in front of the mirror naked, flex my muscles, and nod my head in absolute satisfaction.
You hear that loud noise? That was the sound of my "guns" rattling the shit out of your window.
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